Israeli Suicide Drone Kills 7 Armenians in Nagorno-Karabakh; Armenians Down Azeri Helicopter with Russian Made Slingshot

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On April 2, Azerbaijan launched a military offensive against the Armenians of Nagorno-Karabakh using state of the art weapons acquired from both Russia and Israel. But while Russia sells Azerbaijan weapons as benign, pragmatic, and wise chess moves, Israel sells weapons to kill Armenians.

Video captured of a drone buzzing overhead before plunging into a bus full of Armenians has been all but confirmed as an Israeli made “suicide” drone.

The Washington Post report said the “kamikaze” unmanned aircraft destroys targets by ramming into them. The aircraft’s distinct wing shape and nose have lead observers to speculate that it is indeed the Israeli made IAI weapon.

The report also said that it targeted a bus full of “Armenian volunteers,” killing seven since fighting broke out over the past several days.

Kamikaze drones are just a small part of Azerbaijan’s cache of sophisticated Israeli weapons of death:

In 2012, a $1.6 billion transaction involving the sale of weapons by Israel Aerospace Industries to Azerbaijan was reported. Over the past three years, Azerbaijan has become an even more significant destination for Israeli arms exports.

ROKOTKA 2000

Thankfully,  Mother Russia, though not Wicked Step-Mother Israel, supplies advanced weaponry to Armenia, often at a discount with mail in rebate. Indeed, Armenians downed an Azeri military helicopter with a state of the art piece of Russian hardware, the Rogatka 2000. An updated version of the Rogatka 1500 model, the Rogatka 2000 has an upgraded tracking system and its proprietary vulcanized rubber sling technology only requires three strong draught horses to pull into launch mode. Once fired, the projectile flies in the direction in which it was fired, unless, of course there is a gentle breeze.

Mother Russia, without whom neither Armenia nor Azerbaijan would exist in the Caucasus, has on principle promised to continue with its planned arms deals with Azerbaijan, ignoring the complaints of politically illiterate President Serge Sarkisian, who doesn’t realize the great benefit this confers to Armenians. In selling weapons to Azerbaijan, Russia is befitting Armenia by increasing the odds against us immensely and giving us a greater opportunity for glory in our eventual victory!

God bless Mother Russia, Papa Putin, the Russian Orthodox God and the Great Soviet Eurasian Union!

United forever in friendship and labour,
Our mighty republics will ever endure.
The Great Soviet Eurasian Union will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.

Long live our Soviet Eurasian motherland,
Built by the people’s mighty hand.
Long live our people, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.

Through days dark and stormy where Great Lenin Putin lead us
Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above
And Stalin Putin our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love

Long live our Soviet Eurasian motherland,
Built by the people’s mighty hand.
Long live our people, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.

 

Razmik

Razmik "Razboynik" Avetisyan

Razmik "Razboynik" Avetisyan is The Paper Ladle's Russia expert and author of the column "Razboynik's Putin Warship". He is a graduate of the Novosibirsk Nautical Institute and later became an acolyte of National Bolshevik philosopher Alexander Dugin in Moscow. He now lives with his wife Oksana and their three children in Queef Hollywood, California.
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