Armenian Porn Star Does the Most Armenian-womany Thing Imaginable During Shoot


SOMEWHERE IN RUSSIA–Russian-Armenian pornographic film actress who goes by the name Varda, does absolutely the most Armenian-womany thing imaginable during a shoot.

Less than seven minutes into fellating her co-star, whose name is probably Vladimir, Varda seems to think the whole thing is taking too long. While being re-positioned, she takes the opportunity to perform an epic eye-roll that was caught on camera.

You can take the girl out of Armenia, but you can’t take Armenia out of the girl. If instead of rolling her eyes, Varda had at that exact moment broken out into a rendition of the Armenian national anthem, it would still have been less of a give away that she’s an Armenian woman.

varda eye roll with black bars red arrows
Look up, Vlad. You’re getting eye-rolled, bro.

And just imagine: she’s being paid to have sex. Cash. Up front. Yet she’s still making faces!

This is a look into your future, John, and your futures too, Juan and DeShawn. This is what you can expect from your Armenian wives: being nickel-and-dimed for every moment of physical intimacy, and even then, during the deed, they’ll still drag their feet, or whichever body part is involved. Armenian women keep a ledger of what they do to you, and at the end of the fiscal period, they call in your tab. If you don’t cough up the cash in the form of goods and services, there’s going to be many a cold night in the Sanchez household.

Discussion2 Comments

The Paper Ladle Discussion Policy

Discussion is webcome and encouraged. The Paper Ladle edits comments for grammar, spelling, in addition to style, diction, rhythm, meter, and also substance. Racist, sexist, and hateful comments will not be allowed unless they are generally true or hilarious. The Paper Ladle is not responsible for lost or stolen items. In case of contact with eyes, rinse immediately with plenty of water and seek medical advice. Not recommended for interior use on large surface areas. If swallowed, do not induce vomiting.

  1. Jus_Bein_Blunt_420


    My name is Justavius Wiley. I am interested in Armenian girls. Very, very interested. Please contact me at 818-XXX-7243 on my prepaid Boost Mobile phone and I will make your dreams a reality…if your dreams include gettin physical with a guy whose hub caps cost more than his car. They spinnin tho’! They spinnin’!


    Justavius Wiley, Esq.

Leave A Reply

Leave a Reply