William Saroyan’s Head on Internet Porn

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When the great William Saroyan’s head was thawed out of suspended animation, his head joined The Paper Ladle under the condition that after all these years of being misquoted on motivational posters he would have a chance to say and write whatever he wished.

That said, he insisted on writing something about internet porn. The Paper Ladle does not necessarily agree with Mr. William Saroyan’s head’s views.

Saroyan on Porn

Wiiliam Saroyan's Head

William Saroyan's heart may be in the Highlands, but his head is in the offices of The Paper Ladle where it dictates articles in an attempt to make up for years of being misquoted. He likes drinking and gambling.

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